Churn started with a simple idea: the best desk toy is the one that makes people laugh before they even squeeze it.
Our slow-rising butter squishy looks like a real stick of butter. Press it, watch it sink, and wait as it slowly rises back to shape. It's a small, satisfying break for busy hands, a funny gift for coworkers, and a stocking stuffer that gets passed around the whole table.
What we care about
- Fast, free US shipping. Orders leave within 1–2 business days and arrive in 2–5 business days.
- Real help from real people. Email us and we'll answer within 24 hours on business days.
- No-hassle fixes. If your squishy arrives damaged, send us a photo and we'll make it right.
Churn is operated by Altera Commerce LLC, a Wyoming limited liability company.